# 10.
Only one person in the band meant no on-stage fist fights.

# 9.
After he was burned out, bootleg tapes would be worth at least 25 cents.

# 8.
No pesky NEW songs .. he couldn't remember modern lyrics if he tried.

# 7.
Setting up two guitars fooled the audience into thinking he plays
far better than he actually does.

# 6.
Old guy with gray hair singing made older people feel good
about themselves.

# 5.
Old guy with gray hair singing made younger people feel good
about themselves.

# 4.
Three hour first set meant you could dance to 40 songs and
still get home in plenty of time for David Letterman.

# 3.
Club could make extra dough from people making bets on
whether or not he was really singing.

# 2.
He wore cheap cabana shirts.

And the number one reason why clubs hired the BV Solo Show:

# 1.
He sang the Asshole Song.